Sweet baby jesus, Hank is going to hell

this is the first scene from californication, one of the best written series of the last months.
watched in 1 week.
some memorable quotes

'You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.'

'I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.'

'Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.'

Henry Rollins: What's your latest obsession?
Hank: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People...they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
Henry Rollins: Yet you're part of the problem, I mean you're out there blogging with the best of them.
Hank: Hence my self-loathing

'Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.'

Charlie: How about this beautiful *beep* weather were having.
Hank: Well it looks like another sunny day in hell.

'You are a very young sociopath in training.'

Karen: Jesus Christ, Hank. F***! It wasn't supposed to be like this. I mean, I wasn't supposed to be married to some other guy, and you weren't supposed to flush your f***ing career down the toilet, and Becca wasn't supposed to start her period and some strange woman show her to use the tampon for the first time.
Hank: All those things that weren't supposed to happen... they happened. What happens next is up to you